[2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. . Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. Refer to the manual, or the Goodreads Librarians Group. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. Harry Potter/Blaise Zabini/Theodor Nott/Draco Malfoy. Harry didnt want to react this way. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. His surname, "Filch", is an English word meaning "to steal", usually in a sneaky manner. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. Severus Snape agreed with Filch, not because he had the same opinion, but because he wanted Harry to be punished. PEEVES! He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? That's what fanfiction is about. [51], At the end of the year, champion Cedric Diggory was murdered, while everyone learned from Harry about Lord Voldemort's return. He felt perfectly content. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. CW: Body transformation, gender transformation, mind control and the dubcon/noncon that results from said mind control. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. Welcome to Harry Potter Fan Fiction Wiki!At the Harry Potter Fanfiction Wiki, everything fan fiction is welcome. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. This is a Triwizard clue! [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. My sweet! [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. Thank you for signing up! Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 [A non-magical AU. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". Now for the really weird erotica, the stories that defy classification. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. Look at the tags, and bear in mind that this is smut through and through. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Keep an eye on your inbox. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. AU. It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. Hiding, are you? [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Youve been warned. [13] He disliked the students and constantly hassled them over the littlest infraction and took delight in the doling out of detention-worthy write-ups. What a stupid question. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Work Search: Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. In 1992, after Mrs Norris was petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was furious; however, his cat was healed by the end of the year. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. How will being left in the hands of a sexual predator at a young age affect the upcoming war? [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. 1. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. Find moreerotic stories here. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. by snarkysweetness. [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Trust Meby RZZMG puts Hermione and Neville Longbottom together. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. This made him even more hopeful that Dumbledore would kick Peeves out of Hogwarts for it. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. Community content is available under. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? When Filch's cat, Mrs Norris, was petrified, Dumbledore seemed to care about Filch and his cat. Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. In Happy Birthday, Hermione! [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Harry po jistm incidentu skon porann a v bezvdom v postrann ulice, kde ho najde njak mu. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. DO NOT READ IF THE TAGS MAKE YOU SICK NOT A HAPPY STORY FOR HARRY! Please consider turning it on! Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. Soon, Filch discovered Harry and took him to his office; however, before he could punish Harry, Filch heard a noise and realised that Peeves had damaged a very valuable Vanishing Cabinet. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. The first individual to be attacked was Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, whom he had a very close relationship with. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Harry goes into heat and Arthur cant resist. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. Or even just one page. Please consider turning it on! It would explain a lot. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. [43] Filch searched both the dungeons,[42] the Astronomy Tower and the Owlery,[43] but found no sign of him. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. Not enough for you? . I am legitimately sad about it now. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. Strange, but consensual. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? Gilderoy would do anything for Harry Potter, whom he was the biggest fan of for years. 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